Fake ass relationships

"I am so in love"
"Never been with a guy who loves this like a do"
"He is the best sex I have ever had"
"He is so big. hehe"
"My ex is nothing to compared to my new boyfriend"

Those are just some of the things I have seen people say when they get into a new relationship. Every time I see it, I just laugh at how stupid people are. Girls lie 80% of the time when they say a guy is "big", seriously….it is true. Now, yes some guys are gifted and they deserve to be bragged about…however, if a girl has said it about every boyfriend she has had…she is a fucking liar. Not that many guys are THAT above average.

New relationships are a fun time and I am not talking away from that but get the fuck out of here with that "he is amazing" bullshit. You know damn well that in a year or two, you are going to be saying the same thing about some new poor fool. The first few months everything is all rainbows and candy corn which I get, I have been there…in high school. I remember every time I got into a relationship it was "amazing" because the guy is so sweet. Enjoy it while you think it lasts.

I have been with my guy over 2 years which is not a long time at all. My longest relationship was 4 years and thats when I was 16-20. However I am now 24 and have learned a shit load after being in relationships. As angry and bitter as it may sound, I no longer believe in fairy tales. The exist in story books, thats it. When my guy and I got together he was the most romantic guy and was the only guy I have ever been with who was actually WANTING to do things to make me happy. When I moved to Texas to be with him (after 3 months of knowing him) we fought ALL the time. Literally….ALL the time. It was borderline abusive because we have such stronger personalities. Oddly enough it worked out for sure because we are still together and in love. Go figure.

I learned that pretending a relationship is better than it is makes no sense and all it does is makes you look like an idiot to smart people (such as myself) who can see through your bullshit. Being in love all the time is just annoying. If you always think you are in it, how are you going to know when you actually find it? Not everything has to be rainbows and sunshine in order to find love or to actually be in love. I am thankful for my relationship with my guy even if it doesn't last. He is a relationship that I will remember because he taught me things and didn't bullshit me like every other guy did.

Love is something you learn, it is not something that just happens.
You'll realize this when you grow up and get out of the "everything is perfect" mindset because you know in a few months your relationship will go to shit and you'll be talking shit about him like you did your last ex. If you think you are grown up enough to be in love, be grown up enough to realize the difference.